Lessons about Christians from the Rambo movie

Posted on February 5, 2008
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Rambo movie posterI finally watched the new Rambo movie last night. The movie was unfortunately just plain terrible and mostly a waste of time and money. That said, there is at least a few things that I have learned from it and surprisingly it is about Christians.

So, what lessons can we learn about Christians from watching the new Rambo movie?

First of all, Christians are complete and total idiots and there is a dime a dozen actors in Hollywood who can play one. They (the Christina, not the actors) insist that they are always correct and their requests should be always satisfied simply because of their illusion that their actions are guided by God. At the end of the day, they are likely to get into a lot of trouble simply because of their ignorance.

Another thing that we can learn from Rambo about Christians is that organized religion has far too much money. And they are not very responsible about how they spent said moneys. In fact, I would say that they misuse their money to try and keep more people trapped in the pit of ignorance created by their archaic beliefs.

Finally, it is impossible to convince a Christian that he is wrong even in the presence of strong evidence because of the massive bubble of ignorance within which they live. Often, a group of Christians will include a very attractive blond who will be completely turned off and ignore the religious males of the group but easily fall in love with the tough sinner guy who does everything opposite her sacred beliefs; examples include beating the shit out of someone or just killing a shit load of others who don’t every seem to learn how to aim a gun.

At the end of the day, Christians are some of the biggest idiots that have ever inhabited this planet not to be outdone by other religious morons of course. Ignoring the consequences of the actions to the real people who live in the real world, they will get themselves into more trouble that they can handle and in the end make the situation much worst than it was before their arrival. But as long as a heroes such as Rambo exist there is nothing to worry about because the world will continue to be safe.

And that is what I learned about Christians from watching the movie Rambo!

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One Response to “Lessons about Christians from the Rambo movie”

  1. Gene Thomas on February 5th, 2008 4:24 pm

    Finally, someone has diagnosed by problem. I am an idiot and a moron, I have too much money(?), with which I am irresponsible, and I’m going to get myself into more trouble than I can handle.

    Imagine finding all that out about myself in a brief essay on lessons learned from an admittedly awful movie. I wonder, do you get all your education from movies? Perhaps a few email thrown in?

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