The most loathsome people in the USA

Posted on December 26, 2007
Filed Under Humor |

The Beast have published their list of the 50 most loathsome people in America during 2007. Many celebrities and political figures are included in the list. The descriptions as to why each was selected is hilarious mostly because they are true. Take for example what they wrote for Britney Spears glamoring in sport #27 in the list,

Never was talented; now she’s not even pretty. Look, it’s okay to say someone’s getting chunky when the only reason she was ever famous was her ability to make people horny. Let’s face it: fat Britney don’t sell units. In the end, it doesn’t bother us that Britney is human wreckage, what bothers us is that she is always, always on television being wreckage. What the hell is with this media trend of hounding the sickly until they finally expire? It’s not interesting; it’s not informative; what it is is a sick shot in the arm for people who hate themselves and revel in the misfortune of others — and, ahem, that’s just not our thing. We don’t care if she shaves her head, or shows her snatch, or turns up in a dumpster. It’s just too easy to kick this rapidly frumping swamp slut while she’s on the nod and not even pretending to care that her kids are being taken from her. In the immortal words of that fucked up YouTube queen, Leave Britney alone!

Damn! The list makes for good reading so head over to The Beast and read, 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007.

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